i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

bitch I will cut you

Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.

"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"

by Persephone78 January 9, 2010

k0kkb-I-0kkx0rz

To block one's cock.

That bizitch pwnt j00 wiff da k0kkb-I-0kkx0rz, nig.

by Ehkz January 7, 2003

I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

I love you more

When I tell him that I loves him more no matter what he says.

I love him forever!

F: I love you more
M: I love you too but more than you do!
F: Yeah right
M: It's true go check Urban Dictionary!

by Bambiii! February 28, 2010

I don't give a fuck

Lack of giving fucks for a given, usually unpleasant scenario, but he who utters "I don't give a fuck" isn't phased by said scenario. However, in most cases , those who utter, especially yell "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" usually do.

Guy 1: Hey dude sorry looks like Patriot lost the game tonight
Patriot Fan: I don't give a fuck

by MW3 Rocks March 28, 2013

the love i have for you

The love I have for you is unexplainable it's like a fire roaring in my soul that I can not control. The love I have for you is unconditional in my every waking moment I dedicat to you because my love for you is forever and never ending from the day I meet you til the day I die the love I have for you will never die. To my Snowflake

The love I have for you will never die

by gri-zzy December 17, 2017