Zerog

Zerog is a planet where gravity is almost none existent and the sky is pink. Therefore, it is a planet where trees can't fall so there's never anything to hear in the forest. There isn't even a reason to measure your weight. There are no scales in the language of love. The ancient philosophers of Zerog also determined that love, compassion and kindness be the only commandments.

Can we just leave Earth and go to Zerog already, I hate the colour blue.

by Cash81 February 5, 2019

Zero gravity boobs

Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.

Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.

by Nokersnok July 11, 2019

zebrodias

A man or myth that dwells in the deepest of cheedels that can or cannot abort your mother.

Zebrodias crawled deep into my mother and caused my mother to abort me.

by Jason crackpipe August 14, 2019

Zero try

Having the capacity to give zero effort towards anything

Yo rod, I’d love to do that thing for you but I’m zero try right now

by The wrong number November 6, 2019

zero-7

(adv.) Never. The exact opposite of '24-7'. That is, something that takes up absolutely none of your time.

"What about Kristina, do you ever think about her these days...?"

"After what she did to me, I think about her zero-7, to be honest."

by bill cauliflower April 18, 2020

zero-g snow

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.

Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Zero

Something that is so cool it’s basically at zero degrees.

The new merch is so zero.

by Itsmee November 10, 2020