Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

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Zach LaVine

The best shooter and dunker of all time, beats Jordan as best bulls guard.

Zach LaVine is a GOAT!!!

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

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A Marijuana smoking genius, defined as one of the best looking men as far as history can go back, this man has the most tallent and ambition than most people, he rarely fights but when he does faces are permanently damaged. he can be a lazy bastard but that is his only flaw. his touch with women is orgasmic, never once described as "OK" or "Kidna Good" its always "FANTASTIC" or "The Best Ive Ever Had". He only Hangs out with fly people and PIMP'S, But he is considered "KING PIMP". always well dressed and smells like marijuana smoke or cherry scented vagina. Its known to be good luck to pull down his pants and suck his penis, unless you get smacked in the mouth kuz your ugly. he has vanquished any obstacle in his path and always will. If you meet someone with this name you must bow as if he was a god because he is similar to a god.

Zach Jones is the best looking pimp, with the biggest dick.

by mr.mackwithabigsack February 3, 2012

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Zach Attack

(V) Though the name suggests violence, it is an action of truth and love inspired only by people as groovy as Zach's. The process of screaming to, jumping out at, and randomly hugging a Zach.

(Friend of Zach): *sees Zach* ZACH ATTACK!!!!!!!! *jump and hug*

by katiegee7777789 November 24, 2010

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