Dank Ass Wine

Delectable wine enjoyed in mass amounts preferably from a box

Hey Joe, you better have gotten the dank ass wine for tonight!

Dank Ass Wine by adamsIII December 31, 2011

Catalina Wine Mixer 

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.

When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.

Catalina Wine Mixer by ahmeelia April 21, 2016

australian wine fountain

taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.

Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that

australian wine fountain by rampage1379 January 12, 2010

Jugs Of Wine 

A drunk girl or drunk girls.

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!

Jugs Of Wine by Voibs March 21, 2008

summer wine 

A crappy song cover that will literally be stuck in your head for days, devouring you from the inside.

"OOOOOOOOH SUMMER WINE"
"Fuck you, I hate that song."

summer wine by Robbekutkop October 16, 2008

Dingell Berry Wine 

Fresh ripe dingell berries plucked from ass hair ; Hand pressed and left to ferment for 1 years.
Best served warm, with mange custard

I hand picked 2 bushels of dingell berries last year at my local retiremnt village .I took them home and pressed them with my fingers until I had 2 gallons of fresh dingell berry juice.I then bottled the juice and placed in my celler tell just last week. Last week my girl freind had a mange infection so we baked it off and made some custard.I opened a bottle of the dingell berry wine for the celebration of the baked mange custard. The two togather were spendid .Highly recommended for skilled connaisseur's of the finest delicacies

Dingell Berry Wine by Roache October 18, 2008

Strawberry Wine 

The "juice" that's left when you fuck a girl on her period. See Strawberry Fields

"I fucked her on the rag, and she licked off the strawberry wine!"

Strawberry Wine by Angry Inc. January 10, 2005