silly willies

Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.
Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!
by Harry Truman April 06, 2008
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willy

Any black male. A girl would be a girl-willy, a baby would be a willy-child.
That willy doesn't know why we're calling him a willy.
by djAVEZ April 08, 2008
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Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.
by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006
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Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard
Willy wanker
by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017
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Willy Dabbing

To wipe your excess pee from your wet willy using a tissue or toilet role after urinating.
Oh my wee cheeky face, I have wiped my willy. Thanks Richard, glad you have started using the Willy Dabbing Technique!
by Beter Pussey April 21, 2009
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triple willy

When you're getting a blow job, right before you cum you stick both index fingers in your mouth and give her two wet willies in the ears making her back off because shes suprised and then you cum in her face
Dusty, you asshole!, you gave Hannah the triple willy?!
by Dirty Dusty November 11, 2006
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Willy Attack

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.
Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.
by tim butter works October 14, 2011
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