First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 01, 2007

May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 12, 2019

May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 02, 2021

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath March 03, 2018

May 14

The people who born on this day are fuckin legends and hella clouted.People will be fuckin with them way too much

Yo he was born in May 14, I gotta fuck around with him to get clout

by Hebrews January 04, 2020