First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

Mellow May

31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.

"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."

"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."

by Rampant-Seahorse June 5, 2014

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!

by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

Silly Mays

A god, a powerful being that is beyond a human. He comes from his home planet Saturn. Wears a straw hat

Wow that guy is as powerful as Silly Mays

by Definitely not Silly Mays June 8, 2019

May 14

The people who born on this day are fuckin legends and hella clouted.People will be fuckin with them way too much

Yo he was born in May 14, I gotta fuck around with him to get clout

by Hebrews January 3, 2020