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by GATORPRIMUS2 6969 March 03, 2022
When woman fingers herself and she lets you suck the juices off her finger making it a warm popcicle
by GATORPRIMUS2 6969 March 03, 2022
(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.
(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.
(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.
Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...
Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?
Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!
Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?
Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!
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