Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

you look warm

What you tell your crush when you are nervous and it is raining but she is dressed appropriately

* she smiles at you and you forget every thing so you say
"You look warm"

by C.F.T surplus February 16, 2019

I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

warm

When someone is good looking or has warm pockets

"Dude, that girl is so warm"
"Yeah, she's pretty hot, and has warm pockets (; "

by ahjwhdlknslued August 20, 2019