Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.
by Bière November 22, 2021

Shin Tsukimi’s bf
by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
by Valoche November 22, 2021

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**
Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**
Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**
Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**
Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**
Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
by 69XD420 February 15, 2019

There are two ways to define valentines day
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.
by V.ltn November 23, 2021
