Turtle Fish

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

Turtle Face

A facial expression used when one screws up or has an 'FML moment' and doesn't give a fuck. It is more commonly used as the smiley ' :y '.

Guy 1 - Hahaha. You just spilled that all over your pants!

Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)

by Kimimaro June 8, 2009

Turtle man

When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed

I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.

by THE T MAN August 1, 2013

Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

Turtle Fucker

n. A poorly functioning computer

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009

dirty turtle

A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.

My girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.

by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 7, 2004