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serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
by Serbian Native March 3, 2018
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Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.
Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
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Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
Shut the fuck up
by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
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tibetan butt trumpet

The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
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Musky Trumpet

Dicking a woman down after a long sweaty day of work.
"I got home and gave her the ol' musky trumpet"

"I'd take his musky trumpet!"
by Mexel March 12, 2025
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Trumpetized

When someone lives in fear of Trump policies.
I'm Trumpetized of walls.
by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017
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Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
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