Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021
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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat July 28, 2008
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Dusty Trout

When you leave the Ute door open so the dust gets on your minge
Close your door or you will get a dusty Trout!
by Search it up then March 01, 2024
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Dusty Trout

When you leave the Ute door open so the dust gets on your minge
Close your door or you will get a dusty Trout!
by Search it up then March 01, 2024
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trout dancers

From Green Day album 1,039/smoothed Out Slappy Hours: a large group of Benecia girls bending their knees and moving their heads like metal guys in time to the music.
A: Hey, look at those trout dancers! What posers!
B: They're gonna get moshed!
by Bjdhbgpisdf February 29, 2008
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trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action
harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023
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