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I'll tell you what mate

The last thing you hear before being stabbed in the chest by a 10 cm long knife in north London. Could also be in Birmingham or Glasgow. Whatever you do if you hear this sentence run away.
by INeedToGoCommitDie February 15, 2023
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the guy she tells you to not worry about

Bro, what happened to the guy she tells you to not worry about?
Oh, I don't wanna talk about it...
by No_one_yet_everyone July 28, 2023
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saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐
by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022
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mr. tell it

To cockblock a guy by telling the girl he's a fag, douche, player, or any other insult to help discourage that girl from liking him.
Jake: You shouldn't get with Zach, he's a douche and a player and he's only going to use you
Girl: What? What are you talking about?
Jake: He's a dick, don't hook up with him.

*next day*
Zach: Wow, Jake is a mr. tell it. What a fag.
by Zatch S May 16, 2006
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dont ask, dont tell relationship

Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.
"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010
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Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time
The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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