snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.

"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"

snail trail by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

Snail Trail by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012

hiking the appalachian trail 

To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.

Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!

hiking the appalachian trail by Beach Rhino June 24, 2009

happy trail 

A trail to the promise land. Ending into a great forest and a difficult journey in which the pursuit of manhood starts and shows.

it's the hair from your belly button to the patch. I was just making wired for everyone reading it.

something women shouldn't have. if women have a happy trail. ewwwww

happy trail by ajmeeh6842 January 17, 2010

Oregon Trail

In bowling, getting three strikes in the tenth frame. The first strike is gathering the supplies, the second strike is forging the river, the final strike gets you over the rocky mountains and completes the oregon trail.

Josh just got an oregon trail. He needed it to break 200

Oregon Trail by bowlermaniac July 3, 2011

Happy Trail 

A line of pubic hair that often starts above your belly button in the middle of your stomach and trails straight down to your pubic area and vagina (pussy). How else is a blind man gonna get there?

Blind man: "Show me where your happy trail is so I can get to that Honey Hole of yours!"

Happy Trail by FallenAngel1879 April 8, 2015

hiking the Appalachian Trail 

A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.

The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.

hiking the Appalachian Trail by philipc76 June 25, 2009