Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Toilet Tunes

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.

Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.

by Chief Rocka Kaka July 3, 2007

explode into the toilet

To violently crap into the toilet.

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.

by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008

Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.

In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.

by jlawthelarson October 2, 2009

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

toilet ping

The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.

Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.

by nlan1 August 14, 2010