Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 29, 2010

Wines

An action that where someone will eat anyones ass then absolutely pulverize it until it is inside out.

That retard just pull a wines on that man, poor guy.

by ~Oodle.odubs~ April 26, 2020

Wine Bricking

Telling someone how to do something by telling them what NOT to do. Akin to Prohibition grape brick instructions on how not to turn these grapes into "illegal" wine.

Colonel Daniels was wine bricking Lt. General McClintock in the movie Outbreak to stop the bombing of innocent civilians.

by AmadeuS469 October 5, 2025

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019

wines and gines

An exchange in which a group of girls gets so drunk on wine whilst simultaneously exchanging foul vagina themed paraphernalia

I got drunk off iced Pinot noir and opened a pair of crotchless panties and a vibrator at this years wines and gines party!

by GAAS January 25, 2024

Not a wine sac

Albert Einstein is an anagram of ten elite brains so I tried making an anagram of Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton is not a wine sac

by peoplearecrazy April 22, 2022