twat mcwaffle

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

twat dumpling

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

twat cotton

A tampon.

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.

by Revvie October 22, 2015

Guppy Twat

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017

dick twat

Someone with a massive elongated clit (i.e. they consider themselves a male but in reality figuratively have a pussy).

Your pussy is bigger than your dick, you dick twat.

by massiveelongatedpussy69 December 7, 2021

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003