plant person

only the swaggiest of all

"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.

I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.

Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.

by unterwegs November 17, 2024

Plant

Very funny with the ad. But YES Alex. Your video about Wes Huff IS more akin to what I did to Jordan Peterson and what you (collectively) are doing and if Jordan Peterson had done what you just did he wouldn't be crying like a bitch every day and I wouldn't be dying of brain fluid.

Hym "Which is BY DESIGN, by the way. That is the entire purpose of what he is doing now. THAT is more like what I did than what he is doing now and what he is doing now is intended to mirror what I did and does not. And do you want to know the difference? Do you want to know the difference between belief and non-belief? I was explaining myself and he is just repeating the things I say and miming my style. And is the problem with him. He doesn't understand the difference between things. You're still a plant but you're correct! That's probably what he should have done."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.

Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.

by Nebulaud January 29, 2025

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024