FIRST TIME

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

by NikkiK May 22, 2006

time is money

IN BRIEF: Time is valuable.

Time is money. Money is also.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 21, 2007

Story time

Some cringe ass shit you will find in all or some TikTok videos

*post vid of getting sturdy random goofy in the comments “story time?”

by Lil hamood March 30, 2022

bonjo time

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.

Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.

by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014

stamena time

a period where every just goes crazy and starts to dance macedonian oros. these periods may be alarming for any kengurri.

*music starts playing*
me: OMG ANDREW YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
both: STAMENA TIME!!
*run to dance floor to dance.

by makedonija May 2, 2007

Brotch Time

When two or more guys combine their bro time along with bitch time together to maximize the efficiency of their time allotted to chill.

In order to make the best of their short weekend, Zac and his main man Spencer chilled with their bitches for some quality brotch time.

by supajacked January 31, 2012

The Before Times

Everything before about Feb 2020 when covid became a worldwide phenomenon

Tucker: Yo remember when we used to get drunk and hang?

Dave: Yea the before times were so dope
Dave and Tucker: *Silently think about how apocalyptic things are*

by Well Education October 27, 2020