throat dick

Throat dick (noun) - an individual insufferable to the degree that their presence causes those around them to experience a swelling of intolerance that, based on their level of ire, bursts forth from the throat.

This insult is derived from the X- Files episode - Firewalker (1994) - in which a silicon based parasitic fungus bursts from people's throats once it has reached sexual maturity - resulting in death by what appears to be a massive penis protruding from the victim's throat.

"You're such a condescending throat dick!"
"I was absolutely outraged by that tenured throat dick."

by c_f_e_d_2016 December 1, 2016

Throne N' Bone

The act of having sexual intercourse while trying to watch Game of Thrones.

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"

Guy: "But Game of Thrones is on!"

Girl: "It's either now or never!"

Guy: "Well, I suppose we could Throne N' Bone."

by Isrulius February 4, 2017

throne fury

The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!

He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!

by KiLZiL December 14, 2017

throat kisses

When a penis makes contact with the back of a throat

Nicole pulled down my pants and gave me throat kisses

by GSP shit talkers January 19, 2018

Throat Float

When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!

Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!

by Stiff Biff August 6, 2018

throat equestrian

throat equestrian is a sexual act where a women gives cranium to a man six foot nine or taller and he curls up to gain traction like a small man on a horse

james knew she was gonna turn him into a {throat equestrian} that night

by sanxity March 29, 2019

Thrones and Cones

The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.

"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"

"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"

by shaq_isking1 April 17, 2019