A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.
Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!
by GMMN2018 November 08, 2018
A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.
I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.
by Ranchgirls December 02, 2020
Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”
by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021
When you’re high as fuck and your eyelids are 3/4 shut and the side view of your eye looks like a hairy pussy
by pussylids69 January 31, 2019
A game in which several children are seated in a circle. One child who is chosen to be Poor Pussy stands in the center. Poor Pussy then kneels before some child and meows three times. Every time he meows, the child whom he is facing must say "Poor Pussy!" without laughing. If he laughs, he becomes the new Poor Pussy. If he doesn't laugh, the pussy must move onto the next child and try again.
"Tonight at my sleepover, we're gonna play a nice, fun game of Poor Pussy! Who wants to be the pussy!?"
by seusswizard January 16, 2014
When a girl is laying down and you stomp on her pussy. Meant to be violent and painful. Coined by Joe G from Camden North Carolina.
by Darwin Carver October 15, 2018
by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009