Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.

Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.

by Corny boi August 10, 2019

Extreme Panda

Plays minecraft 24/7 also is the legend 21 and he has a cool ass hacer friend called prince. His hair looks like leaves from
a big ass tree. No seriously cut your hair and stop listening to Panda.

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Extreme Panda a Ssundee wANna be

by Mydiglet January 14, 2018

panda queer

A gay asian

My Asian karate blackbelt friend is a panda queer.

Word? My Vietnamese neighbor is a panda queer too.

by SpicyWeiner58 March 20, 2017

Blue panda

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.

The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.

by panda1scientist1 May 18, 2017

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

by SSDRD March 10, 2018