Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

ale mail

This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.

Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.

by von groovy October 12, 2024

stream mail

a succession of emails that one receives.

When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019