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filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates
Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen
by rl1634 January 20, 2009
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two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011
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hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom September 21, 2007
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Dirty Hooker

Putting a golf club, or foot, or any long object the goes up at the end like a golf club. The object is put between the legs of someone, brought up to where the legs meet, and pulled.
Dude, you just got dirty hookered with that golf club!
by The Fish 97 July 3, 2011
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hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by stdjsc15 August 22, 2007
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Indian Hooker

A black bitch who gives cheap blowjobs for fun. The biggest THOT you will ever know
Hey look, Jesse's getting sucked off by an Indian hooker
by That snaps November 2, 2017
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Pirate Hooker Nation

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!
'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"
by (= Pirate Hooker October 21, 2010
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