Swine Flu

1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.

2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election

My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.

The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.

by america was good... June 12, 2009

Obama Flu

When one is so hung over and tired from celebrating Barack Obama's historic victory, that he/she cannot go to work the next day.

November 5, 2008 7:59a.m. "Boss, I can't come into work today...I'm infected with the Obama Flu. Doctor says its contagious."

by Winfrey Bowman March 22, 2009

Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010

Wine Flu

The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine

Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?

Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.

Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?

by cmc1998 November 5, 2009

Swine Flu

When a guy hooks up with a fat girl, he's caught the swine flu.

A: I hooked up with that girl last night...

B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.

by meh321 December 7, 2009

Cat Flu

A highly contagious disease characterized by cold like symptoms and the inability to keep from signing Cat Stevens songs.

1: " If you want to sing out, sing out...Achoo!"

2: What's wrong with you dude?

1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu

by jpears March 27, 2010

Blu flu

An over-imbibing malaise, usually following a nigh of epic alcohol consumption; a hangover. Generally cured by immediate intake of additional alcoholic beverages.

"Dude, I have a bad case of the blu flu. I need a Bloody Mary, stat."

by ohyesIdid December 4, 2014