Jolly Rocket

A sexual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. While your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen poop condom into their ear.

I'm going to break up with Carol. It's time for the Jolly Rocket.

by Cptainfalcon December 5, 2013

Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022

booty rocket

When a human let's out a massive fart resembling the sound of a rocket lifting off.

Damnnnnnn Ari just let out an extreme booty rocket

by brandofrmorlando May 11, 2015

Saturn rocket

Like the NASA rockets, a three stage shit, usually after a night of drinking. It's a hard, knotty turd followed by a soft clay-like shit and topped off by loose toilet spray.

After drinking $1 drafts all night and the White Castle, I fired out a Saturn rocket this morning.

by theangrybeard September 14, 2014

Sour Rocket

When a man cums and his cum taste odd

"How was albany's dick?"

"Gross, he had a sour rocket"

by nikkimalikk May 31, 2016

Rocket Raccoon

Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god

Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing
Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry

by CallMeHoney May 6, 2019

Rocket raccoon

a badass trash panda

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020