Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline [phone]

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

greek

very smart dude 9000 iq

oh it greek

by DEEEELZ June 24, 2022

greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021

Greek

A fucking fat ass greek on the cotton fields being a slacker. Gets 25% if he is lucky on his maths test.

Oi greek keep picking up honey from the graveyard

by ;s;kfjskdlfjskjlksdfkdfssdkfsd March 4, 2021

Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.

Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.

by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023

toss the greek

To eat a girl out

I was with a girl last night and she let me toss the Greek.

by cajunshamu September 12, 2017