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baja fresh

Chipotle is way better than baja fresh. Baja fresh is just a bunch of salsa dumped on a taco shell with some meat. Chipotle gives you an over-stuffed delicious, nearly orgasmic, food experience that leaves you with a fulfilling stomach ache that lets you know that you've eaten well. Baja fresh isn't even fresh. Why do they say so? Their stuff comes in frozen bags. Yumm. Chipotle is so good. Way better than baja fresh. I would rather eat old taco bell than baja fresh. Baja fresh might even be a public health hazard. I don't know but it could cause cancer, or even premature fattness.
customer: yo could i get a burrito?

Baja Fresh: sure, here's some shit i found in the garbage can that Joe the homeless guy wouldn't even eat.

customer: That's disgusting. I'm going to chipotle. And I'm calling the FDA on you. You gross mofo.

Baja Fresh: Ahhh shit.
by burrito battle December 19, 2007
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fresh as death

someone strangely and undefinably acceptable; highly approved for reasons undetermined.
With those wet, orange cotton shorts, she is fresh as death.
by Allison Hefner June 28, 2008
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dub. fresh

a group of friends across the 757 that drive vag cars(vw/audi). they are all pretty much baller.
your only a real baller if your in dub. fresh.
by kingding dong April 23, 2008
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Hood Fresh

Garrett be so hood fresh right now, that hes gonna go cruisin down the street in his '64, in his purple hoody and black wife beat.
by BG17 January 19, 2009
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gangsta fresh

The illiest, coolest, most gangster person around. They always know what's going on. Look to this person for ideas on how to be hood. They'll know what to say.
Danielle and Chastity are the most gangsta fresh girls I know. They always know whats going on.
by you ain't know? December 9, 2007
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Fresh and Shiny

It is the phrase that one uses to describe how clean they are after getting out of the shower.
"Dude, you are SO fresh and shiny it's insane!"

"I know right! I just took a shower."
by Blythebabie July 20, 2011
mugGet the Fresh and Shinymug.

Fresh Threads

the hottest new clothing co. that nobody knows about yet.
it's all about the Reversibles baby.
that girl wearing Fresh Threads is hot.
or
dude, did you see the new Reversibles that Fresh Threads is coming out with? those are hot.
by Mark Manley May 21, 2004
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