one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 06, 2009
1-a pathetic excuse to create fear and a waste of tax dollars, formed by the FDA.
2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
2- the term to describe what happened on Obama's election
My great grandfather once said "the day that a black man becomes president, pigs would fly". well, Obama; swine flu.
The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
The swine flu has infected hundreds throughout the world with a nonlethal disease.
by america was good... June 13, 2009
When one is so hung over and tired from celebrating Barack Obama's historic victory, that he/she cannot go to work the next day.
November 5, 2008 7:59a.m. "Boss, I can't come into work today...I'm infected with the Obama Flu. Doctor says its contagious."
by Winfrey Bowman November 07, 2008
A highly contagious disease characterized by cold like symptoms and the inability to keep from signing Cat Stevens songs.
1: " If you want to sing out, sing out...Achoo!"
2: What's wrong with you dude?
1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu
2: What's wrong with you dude?
1: I got a wicked case of Cat Flu
by jpears March 28, 2010
A: I hooked up with that girl last night...
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
B: Dude, she's like, 200 pounds. You caught the swine flu.
by meh321 December 07, 2009
The set of symptoms that usually occur after a night of consuming too much wine. Wine flu does not discriminate. It can occur after drinking too much red wine or too much white wine
Colleen: Hey, Erin, wanna go for a run?
Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.
Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?
Erin: No. I'm really not feeling too well this morning.
Colleen: Oh you poor thing. Do you have a little case of the "wine flu"?
by cmc1998 November 06, 2009
Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.
by SJ@24 July 16, 2010