First year student: Hey, I don't think I can make it tomorrow, desperately need every second to cram
Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!
Second year student: OMG! You're experiencing First Year Fever! Better call a doctor!
by KeepCalmAndEdm May 24, 2016
"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."
"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."
"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"
"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."
"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"
by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009
When you fall in love with someone who's just in your contact list but never met in person, after conversation on on-line chats such as Skype.
Dude 1: Man, I really have a crush on this girl
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.
Dude 2: What's her name?
Dude 1: Phoenix89, that's what she call herself on Skype
Dude 2: What? You never met her in person?
Dude 1: No, man, I'm telling you, it was love at first Skype.
by bouncie August 05, 2014
When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean
by Mislead student February 05, 2014
Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.
by Hilbe July 20, 2015
The First Law of Conversation (abbr. FLOC) states that one will always tune into a conversation at the most awkward point. Many linguists believe that this is God's punishment for eavesdropping.
"...And, on top of that, I had to go take my wang out of the tub drain!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
"What are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, you just proved the First Law of Conversation, bitch!"
by Sven-Detlev October 30, 2009
The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨
Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*
by whyrugeh January 14, 2022