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time wrap

When you don't have time to do fun with anyone but do work.
First Person: Sorry but I can't go outside to the park with you because I'm in a time wrap.
Second Person: Aw man!! Damn it!!
by Petergriffin#awesome December 11, 2017
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Duck Wraps

Used by tweens, teens, and young adults, mostly when they are in a situation where they want to swear but cannot so instead they say “duck wraps”.
Person 1: ohhhhhh that coffin just dropped!
Person 2: oh duck wraps!
by Bubbly Mango June 26, 2021
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Wrap rash

When you use improper or substituting contraception, such a plastic wrap, but the friction causes a rash to develop afterwards.
Boy 1: Bro why you walking like that?

Boy 2: I got real bad wrap rash this weekend when Lisa called and said her parents were out of town. I didn't get a chance to pick up any condoms beforehand.
Boy 1: Aw man that' sucks! At least you got laid!
by xokookiemonsterxo April 16, 2016
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Wrapped Up

This is a term created by Eric Swanson to describe displeasure with someone who is being a douche. The term "wrapped up" comes from part of a famous song called "Blinded by the light". "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night"
I don't know about that guy. He seems pretty wrapped up to me.
by Matty Ship November 29, 2021
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wrapped up like an onion

to be wearing many layers of clothes.
by golly it was a cold day today! i was wearing so many clothes i was wrapped up like an onion!!!
by ski0058 January 1, 2010
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Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.
Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023
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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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