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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
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sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
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twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.
Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!
by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011
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Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
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Teaming

When you suck at a game, and can't play it properly, so you get someone to babysit your ass.
I'm shit at this game! Can you wipe my ass by teaming with me?
by Terrorized October 16, 2018
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teading

another word for teasing, but in a slightly more joking manner. Mostly used when talking to a flattering girl one is joking around with.
John teaded Jessica as he slowly leaned in for a kiss, but rather than completing the kiss just froze teading Jessica romantically.
by Madda_Love_Me_Long_Time December 9, 2019
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