The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
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Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
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Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
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