table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007

Tabi

tabi is a beautiful bbg. she’s the most beautiful, gorgeous bbg to ever exist

i love my bbg tabi. everyone needs a tabi.

by I am a sexc bbg. May 5, 2019

tabati

It’s a Rwandan slag means hustle developed by kinyatrap artists Bushali.

Izi tabati turya nizo zizatugira abanyagafungo.

by Satani250 October 21, 2019

Tabascophobia

Tabascophobia is a fear of Tabasco.

When you see a picture of tabasco you get scared.
Tabascophobia

by kam flips lit April 17, 2021

walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009