switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 6, 2004

Bait and Switch

In a game of Halo 2 or 3 when in a situation of two on one where players A and B are on the same team and X is on the opposing team. Player A engages in a fire fight with the opponent (player X) lowering their shields substantially and in the process losing most or all of their shields. Before player A is killed he retreats into a room or cover and player B emerges a half moment later. Player X believes that he is being faced with the same enemy and moving in for the kill. In reality he is at a disadvantage and is killed by the fully shielded player B.

I thought that guy was either being really brave or really stupid, charging back out after i had his shields flashing....turns out it was a different guy. I got bait and switched.

by Cam Cam Bam September 12, 2010

switchblade

Knife blade hidden inside its handle which is deployed by pressing a switch. Only Italian stiletto style switchblades have a switch safety. Commonly used in gangs in 1950's era know commonly used by assasins.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

bait and switch

Scientology with less religion, defined by the economic advantage of conning in a customer (or oftenly 'sucker') by teasing them in with a deal or other great benefit but then as they are about to pay the deal are told that the original product is not available but that a substitute is. They then employ the people to then buy a more expensive item. The original product is never revealed to the person, it is an easy economic trick

In bait and switch, a thetan is a sucker and tom cruise is the guy on the billboard with shiny teeth

by the person who shall not be named September 21, 2007

switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

SwitchFace

Two-Faced; To turn your back on someone,etc.

What's up with KK, she actin' all switchface on the folk today.

by Latia November 10, 2007

Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.

1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher

by MarcAnthoney June 29, 2008