Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.

I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.

by a-letto March 19, 2021

mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix

Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp

by Fannylips April 21, 2018

Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.

"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"

by aitomic December 9, 2021

G-Stomp

Abbreviation for Goomba Stomp. The total and complete dominance over a n00b in the realm of gaming, akin to the act of Mario squashing a goomba underfoot.

Yo brohammer, did you me 4-stock that button masher in Smash? I totally G-Stomp'd that n00b.

by TheMadler January 17, 2012

Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.

That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!

by MasterGnash April 15, 2019

Ho Stomping

When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.

Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.

Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.

by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021