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Be there or be square

Be there or be "square," because you are not "a-round"
Guy 1: "There's gonna be a party later tonight, dude! Be there or be square!"
Guy 2: "What does that even mean bro?"
Guy 1: Be there or you're being a square, because you're not a-round, man."
by Romwe February 4, 2015
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Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!
Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.
by Octopusraves February 21, 2011
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Union Square

A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and "do it up". A majority of people who chill at here are from the ages of 14-23. Once deemeed too old they are ejected or leave before they are seen as a pedophile.

Also a breeding ground for scumbags like Tropical Justin.
Scene Boy: "Yo, I heard Tropical J, got a handjob from this ugly scene girl"
Scene Girl: "Wow, thats amazing. I love man sluts with housing issues and big plugs."
Scene Kid: Word. Doing it up! Let's get drunk! I love Union Square!
by FckSceneKids December 10, 2007
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pocket square

A handkerchief inside the breast pocket of a jacket. It can be folded in myriad ways, from the Straight Fold to the Presidential, and scores in between; it adds a bit of extra flair to make a great suit even better.
by Fartious the Great August 2, 2010
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no no square

A region on a body commonly referred to as a "private part". Normally a reproductive system (ie: penis or vagina) or the breasts of a girl.
Girl motioning first to her chest, then her lower region: "Stop, don't touch me there, 'cause these are my no no squares!"

Boy: "I bet I could make them yes yes squares..."
by Bob Swirly December 19, 2008
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pwn-square

In a cyber debate, it is common to see people say PWNED! when they are right. When a debate gets very heated, it is possible to pwn-square a person, or just completely own them in an intense and utterly baffeling fasion. This is known to have occurred one time in history, between the legendary UROW and the mini cup-cake D-Mac. A Pwn-cubed is unheard of, so don't even try.
It's proof read not proofread you mother fucker!

No, see, on dictionary.com it says proofread! AHAH! I pwn-squared you!
by UROW May 22, 2007
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skip square

Someone who is missing out on an activity everyone else is enjoying and/or being a debbie downer.

-Derived from drug culture, someone who would buy a tab/square of LSD that was skipped over by the dropper used to apply the drug onto it. Therefore that person is missing out while their friends are tripping.
"Last week John acted like a total skip square at the party, standing by himself while everyone else was chillin'"
"You hear about Brandon buying a sheet of blank paper thinking it was acid? lmao what a skip square"
by TophatDemon June 13, 2018
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