Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

split drizzle

The weak multi-stream male piss that follows sex or more commonly masturbation.

Man, my split drizzle got everywhere but inside the toilet.

by ABPosey October 18, 2013

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

Splish

verb.

To ejaculate onto something.

Him. “Hey do you want me to splish on your face?’
Her. “Oh yeah baby, give it to me.”

by Edword McWordword November 30, 2018

Splitch

Spoiled little bitch

Jayla is such a Splitch.

by Trip crow February 14, 2019

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009