National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."

He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"

by RoflDave April 20, 2009

Curiosity Slap

When you slap your girlfriends butt progressively harder to gauge how rough she likes it, aka her rough sex index.

Ricky was giving Vanessa a series of progressively harder Curiosity Slaps. When her "oohs" turned to "ows" he knew he had found her rough sex index.

by Norris Jig January 20, 2010

Flap Slap

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."

Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!

by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010

glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way

Glove slap, I don't take crap

by pseudio October 27, 2010

Casiano Slap

the act of tricking a person that something is much more dirty than it normally is.

hey are you done cleaning that glass or are you just going to Casiano Slap it?

by thechrispotts November 27, 2010

karma slap

The act of something coming back to bite you in the ass. Comparable to the phrase "What goes around comes around"

Ted-"Bill!" "Don't laugh at the homeless people!"

Bill- "Why not?"

Ted- "Because you will get Karma Slapped thats why!"

by Tinfoil Helmet June 1, 2006