When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 07, 2022
by Mindy jackson February 04, 2019
I went to eat out jens pussy. Until i went down there a smelled the sour sauce and almost fucken puked.
by STINKFINGER1 January 01, 2019
by Dr.Sammy May 26, 2023
A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.
My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.
Guy number 2: I don't see the problem
Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah
Guy number 2: I don't see the problem
Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah
by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle May 27, 2011
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 21, 2018
by Furthefonufit November 01, 2019