Shlid-gazing

When you are talking to someone and you cannot help but notice how bad their shlid is and your eyes are drawn to it.

(taken from star gazing)

Was talking to Luke Taylor and couldnt help but Shlid-Gaze, was awkward

Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing

by hgjkdfls; July 29, 2012

Salid membah

being salid

Oh my god you are so salid, you must be a SALID MEMBAH

by Rodders23 November 2, 2012

Mis-sold

A term commonly used by someone who can't take responsibility for their own financial decisions, usually when they realise they don't know how to use a recently purchased product/service, or can no longer obtain a refund for said product/service.

"I have no idea how to work this toaster Jim. I can't return it because it's out of the 30 day return period."

"Don't worry about it, just say it was mis-sold and they'll have no choice but to take it back and refund".

by namealreadytaken February 28, 2013

Shlid

Shit-Lid (haircut)

Wow Anna - that is such a shlid

by Geoshlads November 23, 2016

Sold

To fuck someones mother.

Aye Joe I just sold your mother.

by supportingThetroops March 12, 2019

sold the farm

To kill or erase existence of a person. Related to the phrase “bought the farm”.

i just sold the farm to jerry, i’m not going to his funeral.

by thecrazyurbandictionary May 29, 2021

Sold Me Down the River

There's a fire beneath my skin
There's a fever that makes me ill
Got a love, a love that kills
I've got twenty four hours to live
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please
I don't know why and I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
There's a rose across my chest
Got your name written on it
Love's the drug that I live by
Give me a shot before I die
Comeback, I'm begging you please
Comeback, I'm down on my knees
Comeback, I'm begging you please

I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
Sold me down the river tonight
Whoo whoo
I've got twenty four hours
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
All right
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
Sold me
Sold me
Sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
I don't know why
I don't understand
How you sold me down the river
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER
SOLD ME DOWN THE RIVER

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 23, 2021