Soggy Potato 

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.

Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.

Soggy Potato by DocChase June 23, 2010

soggy bottom 

(noun, medical): a condition caused by indiscriminately unlubricated anal fisting, usually self-administered. In lieu of artificial lubricant, the anal glands secrete an organic solution that continues to leak from the subject's rectum, long after the kinky self-buttfisting is done. Common in conservative political parties, though they'd never admit it.

I vote Tory, and now I have a soggy bottom.

soggy bottom by StavrosMentos October 5, 2018

soggy balls

balls that have been exposed to large amounts of rain over a long period of time

courtney has lived in seattle all her life, she has soggy balls.

soggy balls by b tyson April 4, 2008

soggy doggy 

What your hard on becomes after seeing a less than
appealing girl.

"My blind date was so skinny she gave me a soggy doggy when she got naked."

soggy doggy by Turkeyspam November 1, 2007

Soggy Biscuit 

A game played by Greg and Brady. Because they like teh soggy biscuit especially Brady who wants Greg's sweet ass.

Greg and Brady love the soggy biscuit.

Soggy Biscuit by The C November 20, 2004

Soggy Biscuit 

When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place

Man, Sarah got a soggy biscuit and won't shut the fuck up about it.

Soggy Biscuit by Soggybiacuiiiit December 22, 2017

Soggy Speed Bag 

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

Soggy Speed Bag by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007