Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

the big island which is off the side of europe

england, the home of the roadman

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

by the pharmicist May 6, 2020

soup on the side

Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much

Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream

by Coolrat5 August 13, 2018

fuck me sideways

being royality screw over. A term used to express an extremely unfortuante situation.

"Shit I think your girlfriend's pregnant"

"Well Fuck me sdeways!"

by MsTr-Z May 16, 2005

butter side up

Ass (butt) in the air, posed, waiting for sex. Sexual position.

I flipped her butter side up.

by Arkham69 February 25, 2015

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

by kws53 May 13, 2011

Sidewars

Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.

n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.

Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)

Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.

by ƒlip July 1, 2008