shell

a total tool of a man that manages to pull the hottest chicks.

"Dude that chick is banging, but look at the shell she's with."

by Joe Thompson December 29, 2007

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

shallow grave

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.

"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."

by S&J112 November 5, 2006

This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation

Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Shallow

1) Someone who says that a certain band is "Th3 b3St3stt b4Nd EvA".
2) People who judge wholly on looks.

-It's not shallow to be more attracted to a girl/guy who's "hot". It's instinct to get a "mate" who has appealing genes.-

1) All U2 fans.

2) Most cheerleaders/jocks.

by Shallower Than Thou August 28, 2005

Shell Business

An exclamation used by someone when describing someone else who in a position that's usually both Fucked up and embarassing. This is a Atlanta specific slang-word.

"Dat Nigga Got Fucked Up Da Otha Day". "Word". Shell Business

by YC June 20, 2007

Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

Some random expression used to Tifa in the movie Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. No one is quite sure what it means, but it appears she says it in uncomfortable situations, much like "I don't wanna talk about it!"

Girl: You just cant deal with anything, can you??
Guy: (some lame excuse)
Girl: Oh shut up.
Guy: (more lame excuse)
Girl: Dilly dally shilly shally!

by Christina S May 16, 2006