dirty shine

When you cum in someones asshole and proceed to lick your own cum out of their asshole.

My boyfriend did the dirty shine last night on my dads couch.

by Mama noms May 06, 2023

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 21, 2018

Lick and shine

Sucking on a crack pipe while having your cock sucked

Fuck me jodie gave me the best lick and shine last night with intent.

by Paul Elston 78 March 21, 2021

Usotsuki Chong Shine

Defintion for a low intelligent organism, which is only able to discuss matter in (freaking) Japanse nationalism

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016