Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Goop n scoop

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz

Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop

by Goop enthusiest June 2, 2022

fupa scoop

A pose used by pregnant women while being photographed to accentuate their “baby bump” for unknowing, unsuspecting or uncaring onlookers.

Renee is preggers again, if you couldn’t tell by the fupa scoop in those photos.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo June 8, 2023

SCoop

A ship name for one of the best, sweetest, cutest couples ever. They're literal soulmates and would last forever. Ship name for Sab Quesada and Cooper Noriega

Eg: SCoop is the cutest couple

by That_gal_everyone_knows_but_do July 7, 2021

Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere

Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty

by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016

Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019

scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum

if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips

by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016