Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"
by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008
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Get the Scone mug.to ash out violently or kill, with the intent to damage. often used in smoking cigars, whereby putting them out on "the scone"
Dan: I brought that cigar back from the grave
Brian: SCONE THAT SHIT!
Steve: yeah, not many cigars get to be sconed twice
Brian: SCONE THAT SHIT!
Steve: yeah, not many cigars get to be sconed twice
by Bobbrik September 27, 2008
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Inmate: Hell naw, I spent my shit on Scorned Clothing son!
Suspect: Awwww Shit, thats whats up!
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Suspect: Awwww Shit, thats whats up!
by Scorned Clothing January 28, 2009
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Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010
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2.A small, rich, biscuitlike pastry or quick bread, sometimes baked on a griddle.
2.A small, rich, biscuitlike pastry or quick bread, sometimes baked on a griddle.
"SCONED!"
"Dude, I got major scones at that party last night. Yeah, you know that girl? She totally gave me a scone right there!"
"I can't really remember anything of last night... all I remember is that I got sconed."
"yeah that girl asking us all the questions, yeah i sconed her"
"Dude, I got major scones at that party last night. Yeah, you know that girl? She totally gave me a scone right there!"
"I can't really remember anything of last night... all I remember is that I got sconed."
"yeah that girl asking us all the questions, yeah i sconed her"
by WilZo September 22, 2004
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"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."
"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."
by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007
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