schblibb

To attempt to retrieve a small vial of semem from up someones ass using only a vacuum cleaner.

"George, i put it up there two weeks ago, i wouldn't recommend using the dyson"..."Do not worry Hannah, i can schblibb like no other!"

by Lord Randell December 11, 2008

schaizaunhauza

douchebag, cocksucker, motherfucker, big fag

that guy was a complete schaizaunhauza!

by not a schaizaunhauza November 2, 2008

scheissenburgers

shit burgers

"Holy Scheissenburgers!"

by Divinebaboon December 18, 2009

scheizenkrieg

When two people are ahving a fight who are both rubbish at it.

Can be used as a replacement for shit

Derives from the German

Jack and Tom are having a scheizenkrieg

"Oh scheizenkrieg!"

by me1111111111111111111111111111 March 11, 2010

Scheizner

A scheizner is any object, mostly one containing mechanics such as any vehicle, a lighter etc.

Man: "When do you put down the scheizner?"
Steward:"The plane goes down in 20 minutes sir."

by uneman March 24, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Scheissebahn

Pronounced (SHY-za-BON), a bastardized pseudo-German phrase meaning more or less "shit highway." A term which was coined to describe the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, New York.

"Eastbound on the Scheissebahn is backed up. AS USUAL."

"Why are we taking the Scheissebahn when we could just take the streets?"

"Watch out for assholes in Infinity G37x's on the Scheissebahn."

by Abdallah Price August 12, 2012