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Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.
Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.
by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015
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scaredome

When you cut the head of your dick with a knife, and stick it in a girl's mouth while she's screaming.
Bro, I scaredomed my girlfriend last night. She was still spitting up blood this morning. And my dick needs stitches.
by Dudetastic243 November 15, 2015
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SCARCASM

When your sarcasm is so good, it leaves emotional scars.
You mad bro, my scarcasm is too Savage.
by Jacabeez June 9, 2016
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scare bond

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed
by rubypearl October 11, 2016
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scarecrowin'

The act of playing objectionable music in order to drive an unwanted person or persons away from one's vicinity.
Bob continued yammering on, refusing to leave my office , so I began scarecrowin' him with some sick Riff Raff beats until he finally went away.
by thejimparker November 17, 2016
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Scarecrow

A brainless person...usually an elder, parent...
Maryellen is an obvious Scarecrow...while she is my Mother, she presumes to be an airhead, brainless and clueless...and she frightens others...
by Miss Dot April 3, 2017
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scaramouched

Getting fired after a few days in a high level job, after publicly blasting one's colleagues as incompetent. Usually preceded by a higher than usual degree of drama in one's life (e.g. getting divorced and becoming a parent).
The Mooch got scaramouched after 10 days on the job.
by jma78 August 3, 2017
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