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rusty iguana

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.
Bro I gave Sandy such a Rusty Iguana last week, she's still getting grains out as she poops.
by Riscuit4TheBiscuit September 13, 2017
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rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
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rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob
I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.
by Denny and Al December 9, 2015
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rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
by Hugs Esmay April 7, 2014
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Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.
Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.
by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021
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Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.
My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.
by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017
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Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017
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